i wrote a thing ??? midnight its midnight hello :D

i dont even know what this is i wrote it last night in like two minutes but i guess you have to look at it now. sorry. i guess you could call it a poem but that feels weird. it's not a story. it's. i don't know if this counts as prose? even? i'm not sure. whatever. actually i'm not going to apologize i am not sorry i crafted this whole funky thing out of little bits of clay and i can kick it down the line if i Want to.


the nightfly

it was a cool september night in november and i sat and you and i and i and november and what and you and november and what and i sat at a two feet by four feet by about two and a half feet metal desk with legs with many legs with uncountable number of leg and i sat down and i thought about what i would like to eat for dinner and i decided on a salad and it made me happy to have decided something and it made me happy to have decided on a salad and i walked out of the door and i sat down at a chair which was one of those office chairs with legs and it sat at the desk and it sat and the desk had legs and i sat at the desk and i opened up my computer and i looked for microsoft excel and i booted up microsoft excel and and i saw the moon through a window cold breeze a light shades of blue and i looked for my computer and the desk was metallic and it had legs and i am your family so let me into your house

interchangeably;

 

do you think britney spears knows what she means to so many people 

"I think I killed my friend" and 37 other funny sentences

      37 funny sentences

1. I think I killed my friend
2. These are the benefits of being a marine biologist.
3. Don't worry, it's just cancer.
4. The philistines have uttered their pronouncements - I'm splittin'.
5. My mom called me a 'catch' yesterday.
6. I'm afraid of that tree.
7. Why does that squirrel look like that?
8. Do you want to go out for dinner?
9. I'm sorry, I'm busy.
10. I think it would be fun to have facial paralysis for about a week.
11. Sorry, I'm allergic to fire.
12. Does anyone else here like the Beatles?
13. Where am I?
14. I look up at the stars sometimes and I contemplate the futility of my existence.
15. I had a dream last night where you asked me what I wanted to do with my life.
16. You'd do great on Adderall.
17. This is funny sentence number seventeen.
18. Did you know that male seahorses get pregnant?
19. You're beautiful.
20. Nineteenth century French history tastes like a freshly baked apple.
21. I tried to make Akinator guess Tonetta, and it didn't work.
22. I could never be pregnant.
23. I know a lot of people from Ohio.
24. I find being scared unpleasant, but a lot of people enjoy being scared.
25. This table has six legs.
26. We drove to Tiffin and went to a fancy restaurant and I had chicken.
27. Do you think he knows where he is right now?
28. The number of legs that this table has is uncountable.
29. I hope God kills you.
30. It's Worm day for the worms.
31. I hope I impress you like a synthesizer.
32. The patient appears to be responding well to the spleement (spleen treatment).
33. I hate you so much.
34. Do you think dogs have any concept of geography?
35. The other side of the ocean contains gleaming paradise, and we can sit there awash in ecstasy.
36. Take off your clothes.
37. I hope Kerbal Space Program 2 isn't disappointing, but I think it will be.

i wrote a short story (also sorry for hiatus)

 HELLO I am sorry for hiatus on my blog blog. I have been busy at collej. It turns out being at home and being sick and having absolutely nothing to do is a large motivator to me writing bullshit. But it is apparently not the ONLY motivator because I wrote an extremely inscrutable short story this weekend. Well not inscrutable. It definitely means something but I don't know what that thing is. Maybe you can figure it out.

It is entitled 'mimi do you love her now' and the friends that I have showed it to seem to think it's pretty good.

So check it out if you want. The story won't bite you. I might, though. Probably not.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1-mrrqGwgRn5J0NllyxQrgUDK4Ai9uKNB9wuQKuIYxiM/edit?usp=sharing

I will be on thanksgiving break soon and will hopefully return with more nonsense. And maybe more stories. Who knows.