"I think I killed my friend" and 37 other funny sentences

      37 funny sentences

1. I think I killed my friend
2. These are the benefits of being a marine biologist.
3. Don't worry, it's just cancer.
4. The philistines have uttered their pronouncements - I'm splittin'.
5. My mom called me a 'catch' yesterday.
6. I'm afraid of that tree.
7. Why does that squirrel look like that?
8. Do you want to go out for dinner?
9. I'm sorry, I'm busy.
10. I think it would be fun to have facial paralysis for about a week.
11. Sorry, I'm allergic to fire.
12. Does anyone else here like the Beatles?
13. Where am I?
14. I look up at the stars sometimes and I contemplate the futility of my existence.
15. I had a dream last night where you asked me what I wanted to do with my life.
16. You'd do great on Adderall.
17. This is funny sentence number seventeen.
18. Did you know that male seahorses get pregnant?
19. You're beautiful.
20. Nineteenth century French history tastes like a freshly baked apple.
21. I tried to make Akinator guess Tonetta, and it didn't work.
22. I could never be pregnant.
23. I know a lot of people from Ohio.
24. I find being scared unpleasant, but a lot of people enjoy being scared.
25. This table has six legs.
26. We drove to Tiffin and went to a fancy restaurant and I had chicken.
27. Do you think he knows where he is right now?
28. The number of legs that this table has is uncountable.
29. I hope God kills you.
30. It's Worm day for the worms.
31. I hope I impress you like a synthesizer.
32. The patient appears to be responding well to the spleement (spleen treatment).
33. I hate you so much.
34. Do you think dogs have any concept of geography?
35. The other side of the ocean contains gleaming paradise, and we can sit there awash in ecstasy.
36. Take off your clothes.
37. I hope Kerbal Space Program 2 isn't disappointing, but I think it will be.