thoughts about olive oil

look at this image of a capybara on a boat. it has no bearing whatsoever to the post i just think its cool

so like everyone knows virgin olive oil and extra virgin olive oil are like better than normal olive oil. but when was the first time you just saw non-virgin olive oil on sale. like when have you ever walked into a krogers and seen "slutty olive oil" on sale. how do we KNOW it's better. i havent had the sex variety of olive oil.
the dichotomy between virgin and non-virgin is pretty intuitive. like either you have had sex or you havent. but what does EXTRA virgin mean? does extra virgin mean that it was raised in that one monastery on greece where women are banned and it has never even seen a woman in the course of its olive oil life? did i just inherently gender all olive oil as male and also imply olive oil is heterosexual? (yes)

but like. what does EXTRA VIRGIN even mean? does it mean like, no one has ever flirted with this olive oil? if you flirt with olive oil does that mean the olive oil is no longer pure. that it is less innocent. does that demote the olive oil.

much to ponder.

bye! sorry.