hello unfortunately i am really tired from COVID again i will return with beach boys soon hopefully. here are 2 tweets i made which are true and legendary
"im doing my best. i try my best every day. im really trying to work on myself so one day i can mean a lot to a nice person like me and one day i can do a lot of good in the world. and there are some things out there that are scary but i wont let it harsh my vibe anymore"
"i just want someone who will give me silly little compliments and then wriggle around in the dunes... like some kind of quicksilver mercury type of thing... just fully windmilling your way through it. because what else can you do? slippery"
the second one is inspired by a very bizarre dream i had which had many twists and turns but i can unfortunately only remember the end, where i somehow deduced that "I'm slippery!" is the platonic ideal of pickup lines as it is gender neutral, makes 0 assumptions about the other person, and is highly seductive (???).
if anyone would like to wriggle around in the dunes i think you should do that and i believe in you! :-)
remember to breathe,
jack
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